Cookies (in bed)
(last updated April 14, 2000)

There is an old joke that says you can add the phrase "in bed" to the end of any fortune cookie saying to turn it into a amusing phrase. I decided to test this out and have collected the following real cookie sayings over the past year...

Note - the newest cookies are listed in yellow

Really good ones

• You will enjoy good health, you will be surrounded by luxury in bed
• Answer just what your heart prompts you in bed
• You like participating in competitive sports in bed
• It is much easier to be critical than to be correct in bed
• Your planning will bring rich rewards in bed
• You have a potential urge and the ability for accompilishment in bed
• You have a keen sense of humor and love a good time in bed
• Someone car read your mind in bed
• High standards inspire superior performance in bed
• You make the evening special in bed
• You will enjoy more than your 15 minutes of fame in bed
• Others have been inspired by you in bed
• A thrilling time is in your immediate future in bed
• You will always get what you want through your charm and personality in bed
• You are a perfectionist. Don't spoil it in bed
• A close friend reveals a hidden talent in bed
• Ideas you may believe are absurd ultimately leed to success in bed
• Now is the time to try something new in bed
• Accept the next proposition you hear in bed
• Your love of life will carry you through any circumstance in bed
• You are sociable and entertaining in bed
• Life to you is a dashing and bold adventure in bed
• The smart thing is to prepare for the unexpected in bed
• You will sleep well at night in bed

Odd ones

• You make people realize that there exist other beauties in the world
• Simple ingredients make the best meals in bed
• The truth touches everyone in bed
• The secret to good friends is not secret to you in bed
• You are very expressive and postive in word, act and feeling in bed
• You will be advanced socially, without any special effort in bed
• You will travel far and wide for both pleasure and business in bed
• It tastes sweet in bed
• Golden hours are coming to you in bed
• You will advance the careers of your friends in your climb to success in bed
• Friends long absent are coming to back to you in bed
• You are a person of culture in bed